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Dear Josephine,

Do you realize that you wrote me a novella right there? I was marveling over the length. But its cool. Like man, you are growing up! Like the 8t grade Josephine I remember would never have done that. Man, I feel so old saying that. And then, the most weirdest thing is you talking about how you got the cheapest life insurance, because I know that I have the cheapest life insurance. We will have to compare it in our next email, and if yours is a better deal that I am going to insure my new car and then go change my life insurance too.The rash is temporary, hopefully. It’s not bad as MJ and if he comes out of his grave and wants to start stuff, then he might want to back up because I’m taking it. My personal life has been...wow. Like, I you could almost call me promiscuous except for the fact that I'm polite and I actually treat the ladies I date with respect. (OH SIDE NEWS FLASH I came out to my mom. So she knows I'm gay. It was funny because she was like...I already knew. And gave me a 'can I go to sleep now' look. A story for another email.) Anyways, I fooled around with my first ex at the beginning of the year, then I got with a friend of mine from marching band. It was hilarious because my ex asked me to talk to her, Paige is her name, because she was interested in her so I got her number and ended up calling her and the next thing I new we were dating. And it was one messed up group. I even got them to buy the cheapest life insurance there ever was. And she was a senior. Well, it lasted like 2 weeks and we ended up being friends. Next thing I know, my mentor Christine and I are fooling around and this was an on and off thing throughout the year. Well, this crazy chick was trying to get into me but it was not going to happen.Then we did for Mr. Poof’s black box production and oh man, that was dramatic as ever. Early in that week I had been going through stuff with Christine, then the crazy chick was after me until my most recent ex, Kayla, started talk to me and we ended up dating that week. Like we met before but i had no memory of it and it took her forever to talk to me especially since we were in the same Global class. Well, she gives me this note as I’m on my way back from the bathroom, puts up her hood, and after I finished reading it and I looked out to see where she went, she, Jasper, and my friend Lose were going to the art room. So she and I talked and whatnot and like the 2nd day, I was really into her. like, the first day she gave me this hug, and I don’t know, I just knew. It was one of those indescribable hugs you know. So I told her to go get the cheapest life insurance there was because hanging with me can be dangerous.Oh yeah, I had myself a busy year. I did marching band, junior varsity basketball, and several productions. I even was the MC for our Student Produced Shows and I read some of my poetry then, and I had a last minute production for some fine arts dancers at the end of the year when my mentor left me be. At least she left me the light booth. This been one big busy year. Now that Part I of that story is done. What's new in your life? What are you going to do now that you're being home schooled?

Signed,

Mary